May 2013
thepocketmerlin:
andicanjuggle:
thepocketmerlin:
andicanjuggle:
hang on a second
it’s saying the metatron is the messenger of god or something
but I thought gabriel was the messenger of god? oh well
metatron is the mouth-piece of god, I think is what they’ve said before.
oh ok, so like a translator?
Yeah, pretty much. Gabe is like the sales rep, and Metatron is like the accountant.
thatharrypottergirl:
thatharrypottergirl:
the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance”
theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG
I AM SO FUCKING DONE
overbusy:
prejaculate:
i want to hold hands with u
while you RAM ME AGAINST A WALL
lady-of-asgard:
iamtonysexual:
remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
not
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
nosdrinker:
yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
kill-natalie:
[violently watches every movie with favorite actor in it even if he’s only in it for fifteen seconds and has no speaking roles]
thorineded:
shmeeshed:
clevergenius:
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank:
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
yea im a dude
of course i play fucking video games
HAHHHAHAHA JK im really a woman
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAHAAHA JK IM OLD GREGG
I LOST MY SHIT AT OLD GREGG
“”It’s a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical...”
– Naguib Mahfouz (via audrotas)
